Beans, beans, they make me sing…
my anus that is, my chili ring!

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Beans, Beans® is a blasphemous riff on the classic playground tune, “Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit.” Filthy, absurd, and surprisingly witty, self-proclaimed funny boy Shady Lane takes us on a nonsensical journey that will bring out your inner child’s schoolyard giggles.

Playfully illustrated by Chris Benotto, Beans, Beans is charmingly imaginative, immorally naughty, and will have you bent over in eye-rolling applause – a show and tell book for adults who haven’t quite grown up yet!

Feeling Mischievous?
You Know Where to Find It.

Absurd Rhymes and
Hand-Drawn Hilarity on Every Page!

  • A bean character doing yoga while surprised by a sudden fart, with a shocked expression on its face, from the book "Beans, Beans"
  • A girl and guy bean dressed in semi-formal attire; the guy looks embarrassed after accidentally soiling his pants, while the girl looks appalled, from the book "Beans, Beans"
  • A Mexican-themed bean character wearing a sombrero and poncho, drinking tequila, eating a taco, and farting, from the book "Beans, Beans"
  • A football player bean in full gear, struggling to push out a massive poo, with a determined expression, from the book "Beans, Beans"
Beans, beans character running, eating beans, and a diaper full of poo

  • "A masterpiece in potty humor poetry."

    – Shady Lane

  • "A tour de fart in literary brilliance."

    – Shady Lane

  • "Flatulent folklore at its finest"

    – Shady Lane