Who’s Behind This Madness?
Meet Shady Lane
A Poet, A Rebel,
A Bean Enthusiast
Shady Lane is an enigma wrapped in a rhyme — a mischief-maker who never outgrew the playground.
Fueled by nostalgia and a love for the absurd, he finds poetry in potty humor and delight in the obscene.
With Beans, Beans®, he welcomes you into a world where laughter has no limits, farts are a language, and growing up is entirely optional.
Why Beans?
Some writers pursue truth. Others seek beauty. Shady Lane? He champions the noble bean.
Long overlooked in the literary canon, beans have fueled civilizations, inspired countless meals, and, most importantly, given rise to melodies of questionable sophistication.
With Beans, Beans®, Shady Lane elevates this humble legume to its rightful place in history—one rhyme, one chuckle, and one well-timed, stinky toot at a time.